I am Ellsif Fade and this is my webpage. You will enjoy this webpage
or suffer the horrible consequences.
I'm a very powerful being.
Your parents may choose to join me rather than protect you.
It would be sad if you threw your life away resisting my awesome power.
You will read my stories.
You will read all of them.
You will laugh.
You will cry.
And then you will thank me.
God bless.
Now you will thank my crystal ball.
Say it out loud.
"Thank you."
You will do this every time you pass
my crystal ball. You will thank it out loud.
Now you will sign my Guestbook.
You will do so with the utmost concern
that it brings me the greatest possible
pleasure.
